George Carlin

Comedian

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Enthusiastic, idealistic, and creative. Able to do almost anything that interests them. Great people skills. Need to live life in accordance with their inner values. Excited by new ideas, but bored with details. Open-minded and flexible, with a broad range of interests and abilities.

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Biography

George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

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Quotes by George Carlin

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

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